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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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