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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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