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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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