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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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