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Pet death
My
son
had their beloved pet
puppy 🐶
Professor
Sparkles
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍
a tiger 🐯
an elephant 🐘
a crocodile 🐊
a cow 🐮
a cheetah 😺
a bull 🐮
a wild boar 🐗
a velociraptor 🦖
a warthog 🐗
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