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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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