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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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