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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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