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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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