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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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