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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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