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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Toby eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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