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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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