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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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