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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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