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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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