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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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