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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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