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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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