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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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