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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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