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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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