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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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