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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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