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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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