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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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