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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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