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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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