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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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