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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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