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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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