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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Champ eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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