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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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