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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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