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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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