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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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