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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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