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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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