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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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