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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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