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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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