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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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