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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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