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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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