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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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