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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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