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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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