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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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