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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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