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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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