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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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