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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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