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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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