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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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