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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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