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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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