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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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