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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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