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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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