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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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