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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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