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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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