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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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