Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.