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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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