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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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