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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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