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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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