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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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