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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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